Kicked Out Of The Class
Back in the late'ish 80's one of my mates used to be a bit more forward thinking than the rest of us whiskey monsters and when Step was all the rage he joined the local Step Class (think a room full of mainly lithe young ladies dressed in Lycra and you get his line of thinking).......

Now this caused much hilarity because back then "real men" didn't do step, (back then real men didn't do gym either but I'm wandering)........

His defence of "it's really hard going" carried no water, but when he changed tack and started using the "you want to see the nanny" defence, well we were all suitably thoughtful.

Now not wanting to miss out on a chance to ogle a room full of semi naked woman a couple of us agreed to go along and give it a try.................

On the night in question we managed to get in sharp at my mates insistence as that way we get to see grab the best spots i.e. the ones at the back of the class.....

Once the class had filled up we dully got into it and did all the silly step up step down bits that the class was based on until we started one exercise where I just lost it......

Basically you stood at the side of your step and moved sideways up onto it, did some arm things and stepped down into a Sumo pose breathing out and making a loud Haa sound as you landed.

I couldn't cope.

For a man who can laugh tears at people farting, a room full of skinny women making out like mini Sumo's was just to much.....

I was asked to leave cause I was laughing to much.

Haven't been in a gym since.....
(Dark Matter All The Wonders In The World & We Invent Boredom, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)