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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Used to work in a gym,
mainly in the female changing rooms, and saw some strange sights.
Possibly the weirdest was the chubby middle-aged yoga enthusiast who'd shower, then dry herself with the hairdryer. In front of the mirror.
She'd stand naked and dry her hair, then face, neck, shoulders...
Then she'd lift each pendulous breast and waft underneath it, and eventually heave a foot onto the vanity unit and dry her crotch.
She'd apparently do this in front of small children, so they got a full close-up of the Wall Of Death.
As nobody else had the nerve to challenge her, I was lumbered. I watched her up to the leg-cocking phase, then pounced and asked her to put it away.
She was nice about it - 'Has there been a complaint, then?'
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:06, 4 replies)
mainly in the female changing rooms, and saw some strange sights.
Possibly the weirdest was the chubby middle-aged yoga enthusiast who'd shower, then dry herself with the hairdryer. In front of the mirror.
She'd stand naked and dry her hair, then face, neck, shoulders...
Then she'd lift each pendulous breast and waft underneath it, and eventually heave a foot onto the vanity unit and dry her crotch.
She'd apparently do this in front of small children, so they got a full close-up of the Wall Of Death.
As nobody else had the nerve to challenge her, I was lumbered. I watched her up to the leg-cocking phase, then pounced and asked her to put it away.
She was nice about it - 'Has there been a complaint, then?'
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:06, 4 replies)
same thing, different sex
my gym, the aforementioned "gayer than Christmas with liberace" gym, turns into a gay beat every mardi gras. Last year this involved one guy standing naked in the centre of teh change room blowdrying his balls and smiling encouragingly at anyone who walked in.
Now I just avoid the place until the parade is over.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 3:55, closed)
my gym, the aforementioned "gayer than Christmas with liberace" gym, turns into a gay beat every mardi gras. Last year this involved one guy standing naked in the centre of teh change room blowdrying his balls and smiling encouragingly at anyone who walked in.
Now I just avoid the place until the parade is over.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 3:55, closed)
I've seen a similiar thing.
I've seen a bloke hair dryering his pecks infront of the mirror. I thought it was very strange. Obviously it's the done thing.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:09, closed)
I've seen a bloke hair dryering his pecks infront of the mirror. I thought it was very strange. Obviously it's the done thing.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:09, closed)
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