GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Lazy bastard parkingThere is a gym not too far from us and it happens to be right next to the nursery that baby hamster goes to, there are a nice load of easy parking spaces for getting nippers in and out right outside the nursery...
Fine but here's a message to all the lazy sods who take up our parking spaces when there are plenty a little further away from the gym WALK YOU LAZY TARDS.
Sorry not much of a story more of a rant
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:23, 1 reply)
This used to happenat the Total Fitness I used to go to. It was always flash cunts in big shiny BMWs and 4x4s - I don't own a child but I was always incredibly tempted to key them...
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:29, closed)
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