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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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You know when you get an idea which seems genius at the time?
Many years ago, at Uni, I caught the flu. Not full fledged man-flu, but it was still pretty bad. In my less than 100% state, my mind decided it would be a good idea for me to go 'run it off'. Stupid mind.

So I'm on the running machine at the uni gym. 'Running off' the flu. Fucking idiot. I've been jogging for a few minutes when the worst happens.

I puke on the running machine and slip in the vomitus. Which causes me to fall flat on my face and get fired off the back of the running machine.

So now, not only do I have the flu, many bruises and a nice covering of flu-bile, but I'm also being puke-pebbledashed as the treadmill continues to flick the remains of my yellow detrius at me.

And then the gym instructor guy comes running over and says, "Are you alright?" I love that.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:12, 3 replies)
Close this now, this cannot be beaten!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:34, closed)
My God
That story just had me spit pizza all over my computer screen.


So were you alright?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:26, closed)
After that, I'll never be alright. Looking back, it's probably one of the oddest positions I've ever found myself in.

*Vomited My Self Running
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23, closed)

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