GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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True...but he did smoke 40 a day and ate loads of bacon.
All the running did was clog up his arteries quicker!
Still, Neil Armstrong believes that we each have a finite amount of heartbeats and as such does nothing that might increase the amount he uses up; and he's been to the moon so he must be right!
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hehSee my latest post which I was writing as you wrote your reply.
Spooky....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:33,
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Woooaah!...I was thinking of posting it myself...glad I didn't now!
I still abide by the Neil Armstrong Method of Fitness though.
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