GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Aqua aerobicsYears and years ago, my mate and I took a breather in the middle of our training session at the gym in our local leisure centre and went to watch an aqua aerobics class from the window that overlooked the pool.
We watched the lycra-clad bloke at the front dance around camply and directing the women in the pool to wave arms around and dance this way or that with their lower haves in the water.
All was going well until he had a phone call.
We couldn't hear through the glass but I guess it sounded a little like this: "and right ... right ... that's it wave those arms ... and right ... keep going girls ... and right [ring ring] oooh, hello ... yes, fine, blah blah blah"
Had he heard my mate and I laughing he might have noticed the huge pile-up of ladies at the side of the pool.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)
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