GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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BuoyantChubby people make good long distance swimmers. That guy who swam the entire length of the Amazon river had a gut the size of a beer keg. Maybe it helps with buoyancy or sth?
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I think you're right - when I started diving i was a lardy fucker - needing 10kg of extra weight to sink, now I'm a few stone lighter and need only 5kg - so gut = bouyancy
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Fat FloatsI remember when I was a skinny little kid - during swimming lessons I couldn't float, just sank like a stone. My best mate was the fattest kid in the class (back before our obesity 'epidemic' there were only a few fat kids in every school, remember?) and I was always jealous of watching her float with her toes sticking above the water. l knew it was something I could never do.
I'm much chunkier now, but I *still* can't float like that. That kinda sucks.
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