Incredible shrinking man

when I joined a gym and I used to regularly go (ie the 1st year) there was a guy who was there everyday.

He was HUGE not muscles, fat. Like Mr Creosote an enormous wobbly pie eating fatty. He was on one of the treadmills walking at about 3mph sweating like an enormous fat bastard on a treadmill.

Whenever I went to the gym he could be found, headphones on, plodding on his treadmill. But the months passed I noticed mr Blobby was going faster and faster and getting thinner and thinner. Just before I stopped going he was nearly normal sized.

So they do work ;oP
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, 5 replies)

I do like a happy ending
 
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:01, closed)

But did his skin still fit?
Sometimes, people who have lost a lot of weight look worse because their skin is all saggy. Yuck.
( 4Q just lurking, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:50, closed)

wallpaper scissors
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(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:58, closed)

I only saw him
on the treadmill

Perhaps he din't get off it for 10 months

I think you can get plasic sergery on the NHS to have it tucked away
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 12:47, closed)

"He was on one of the treadmills walking at about 3mph sweating like an enormous fat bastard on a treadmill."
Hahaha... click!
(SpamHammer thinks the world will end on, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:42, closed)