Sleeping habits
I always like to sleep on the left side of the bed (looking at it from the foot of the bed), with the wife on the right (which she also prefers).

That's not the weird bit, just trying to set the scene.

Anyway, you know that restless phase of tiredness just before you fall asleep? Well I get VERY restless and am constantly trying to get comfy (obviously until I do eventually fall asleep).

I don't seem to be able to manage any longer than 5 minutes in one position (fnar!) so I make a habit of turning and laying on different sides, but I can only turn right! Just call me Zoolander
For example:
I usually start on my back, then turn to the right so I'm laying on my right side (away from the wife). A few minutes later I'll be on my front, followed by my left side, and eventually back to laying on my back.

Always turning right!

In fact, if I'm laying on my back and the wife wants to spoon (lies on the internet!) instead of turning once to the left I have to go almost full turn to the right.

I know, what a freak right?!
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:02, 7 replies)

I've never been able to sleep on my back

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:13, closed)

To be honest
I never end up sleeping on my back, I usually end up on my front, but for a few minutes it is comfy laying on my back.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:17, closed)

Ooh, same here with the turning thing.
I have to go in a full 360 degrees at least twice before I get comfy - drives Mr. Bats insane.
( Bats, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:33, closed)

not that weird
Most of us have a natural turning direction - if you watch a gymnast, they always turn the same way (vertically speaking).
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:10, closed)

This looks like a cunnign plan...
... for winding the whole duvet over to your side!

Just an excuse I reckon.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:32, closed)

Hmmm.
I'm going to keep an eye on my boyfriend's turning habits now. We've had to use a single duvet each for yonks because he always rolled up in it and even now he often ends up lying on his and wrapped in mine to boot.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 22:13, closed)

Tirck duvet...
... stuffed with barbed wire will soon sort that one!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:55, closed)