Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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thank fuck there's more of us aroundbeing drunk tends to help I find.
What is particularly annoying is at work, I'll take the risk and go to a urinal hoping I can starting blasting away before someone comes. (Once I'm going I'm alright) Fairly frequently however some twat from my office will come in, take position at the urinal next to me and start fucking talking to me. It's not been unknown for me to stop mid-stream, and be unable to continue and then have to wait for them to leave and jump in the fucking cubicle to finish up.
stupid fucking bladder.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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I'm like that tooOnce I'm started it's not a problem, but standing there trying to get the flow to commence when someone else is present just won't happen.
Unless I'm really bursting and it's an effort to hold it in, but those occasions are rare.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:16,
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Why the talking?WTF is it about talking at urinals - it's just wrong!
On the odd occasion I can get in there, with no one around and get going full stream, why come and talk to me? Mid-stream stoppage feels like it will cause your bum to explode at least!
And as I live in a country where people will answer their phones while doing both number ones and number twos, I'd like to make it a rule that public loos have mobile signal blockers!
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