Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I am told that at a now defunct venue in Colne Lancashire that Roy Chubby Brown lasted 5 minutes into his set before storming off because the level of abuse from hecklers was to much for him.
Which is 4 minutes and 15 seconds longer than Bernard Manning.
"Oi you, you are a fat cunt."
retort, "rich fat cunt did you get here tonight in a Roller"
"Did you buy the Roller to impress your old Ma so that she puts out more?"
I am paraphrasing there was more.
A BLOO BLOO BLOO
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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He didn't last that long in BradfordShortly after the stadium fire, he is reputed to have started the gig with a line something like, "I hear you've had a bit of a barbecue round here, the other week."
I believe he is lucky to have escaped alive, a bit like his son's innocent victim.
DE-RIS
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 Jun 2014, 21:37,
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That article starts "The unemployed son of comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown was jailed for 10..."
when it should really say
"The unemployed son of "comedian" Roy Chubby Brown was jailed for 10..."
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