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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I was at camp bestival a couple of years ago and visited the comedy tent
The comedian was telling jokes that sort of left a pause, then he would hit you with the punchline. he wasnt receiving many laughs and wasnt that funny. After about 5 minutes into his act, a young boy of about 9 or 10 started standing up during the pause the comdian left, shouting out the punchline and then sitting back down again, much to everybodys amusement. It turns out he had watched the same comedian the evening before and remembered a lot of the jokes. The comedian had no control over the situation and began to get embarrassed and slightly angry. In the end, he'd had enough and said something along the lines of "If you can do this better than me then be my guest", at which point the kid got up, and pulled from his pocket a joke book. The crowd was in stitches as the boy told joke after joke from his book, while the comedian quietly shuffled off the stage.
I couldn't believe that I had seen a fully grown man heckled off stage by a ten year old child. What a low point of the poor chaps career...Bloody hilarious though.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:20, 6 replies)
Children can be pretty good at that sort of thing,
as they often lack the self-awareness which tends to dent an adult's confidence. That, and a sweary child is inherently hilarious.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:31, closed)

self-awareness ego
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:37, closed)

It's true. If he had the confidence he could have just said 'Shut the fuck up you little cunt, you barely escaped down syndrome, now either sit down and shut up, or fuck off'...which would have been way funnier, but he didn't.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:21, closed)
Poor Piston.
:(
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 14:51, closed)
Was it Jon Moloney?
I once heckled him by shouting 'press fast forward, we might end up with a decent impression of Tim Vine'.
He bought me a pint for it.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:38, closed)
Haha
I dont know his name, I was laughing too much in my stoned stupor to catch it, but for arguments sake, let's just say yes...yes it was John
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:47, closed)

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