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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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My mate and I were verbally sparring, and were commanding something of an audience in a quiet little Somerset boozer.
He said something, and I nailed him - absolutely fucking nailed him to the fucking floor, and our friends gathered 'round laughed heartily at my wit, until he came back with, as the laughter died down:


It was the absolutely perfect response - perfectly timed, and perfectly lame in contrast with the level at which we'd been operating.

Everyone - including me - fell about laughing - I know it's "You had to be there" territory, but that's the point - this was over 20 fucking years ago, and it was mentioned to me recently by one of the audience members.

And can anyone remember what my amazing insult was - the one that had nailed him to the floor?

Can they fuck.

Not even me.

The one time in my life I've actually ever been funny - gone in the blink of an eye.

Fuck you - it's Friday and I'm about to go to the pub.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:11, 3 replies)
Was your insult:
“Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.”
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:13, closed)

Go thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:10, closed)
Truthfully though
You should show your father a bit more respect.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 22:07, closed)

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