Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Blue Comedianapologies - I have paraphrased something I've posted before, but it fits here I think.
A few years ago I was in the quarter final of a new stand up comic competition. It being only one round after the entry heats it was still an enjoyable mix of experienced acts looking to win an award and enthusiastic but largely crap try outs such as myself.
On before me was a portly chap who fell under the latter. I'd seen him in the first round, his act was a younger Roy Chubby Brown type, telling rude jokes about vaginas and the like
Sporting a bright blue double breasted suit jacket, he ran on stage, confidently grabbed the mic and pointed to the garment shouting "I'm wearing this tonight ladies and gentlemen, to give you all a clue what my act's about".
He waited expectantly for at least one audience member to shout back "is it blue?".
One bloke at the back of the pub called back loudly "Is it about Jackets?!"
The whole room erupted into roars of laughter and he never regained his composure for the whole act and had to walk off after 3minutes
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:34, 4 replies)
I remember when you told it before, but it's still great.It's kind of obvious really...
A collection of objects, all of which are blue, THAT would be a clue because the human mind will quickly find the common theme.
A single object, which happens to be blue... well, that's just one possible adjective, and it's clearly less important than the noun to which it applies.
What a berk.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:50, closed)
I'm glad you still like it. I was kind of uncomfortable re-posting it, but it's just too good (in my opinion) to not have under Heckles QOTW
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:59, closed)
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