Finger Clickin' Dead
Another one from me sweeties! Aren't you the lucky ones!

My last incarnation (SORRY all these stories are about my last incarnation, but my current one is only a few weeks old and I haven't got up to much in it! Yet!!!) once visited a comedy club and witnessed a very poor comedian indeed get his come-uppance (ooer).

His name was Sammy Smiley and he was a 'music hall' type old fashioned comedian a bit like Arthur Atkinson of off out of off the Fast Show. His act was pretty dull, and he would punctuate each joke by clicking his fingers just before the punchline, e.g.:

'A prostitute walks up to a tramp, flashes her wares and says, "Super sex!" And the tramp replies [CLICK!] - "can I have the soup, please?" '

Terrible, though to my shame I think I actually laughed.

Anyway, he concluded his act - and, as it transpired, his existence - by singing us a song. It was called 'I'm A Paedo' and went like this:

I'm a paedo, a paedo
I love to fuck yer kids
I get off on yer offspring, yer sexy saucepan lids
My hero's Jimmy Saville, or perhaps Gary Glitter
So let me fuck your children [CLICK!] up the shitter

He wasn't so much heckled as eviscerated. The enraged audience constructed a Mare of Steel out of beercans in the pub carpark and made him ride it.

Laters sweeties!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:25, 13 replies)

I'm not generally a fan of 2.0
However I may make an exception for you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:55, closed)

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
(Groucho)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:57, closed)

Ooh thanks Sweetie!
Have a sloppy one

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 22:09, closed)

You are the new apeloverage
AICMFP
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:19, closed)

Ape Love Rage?
Ape Lover Age?

Ape Loverage?

A Pelo Verage?

Apel Ov Erage?

etc ect

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:18, closed)