Less heckle more audience participation
I saw Sean Lock at Leeds City Varieties, he was alright.

At the interval there was a very drunk Irish man outside who started singing and a lot of people saw him.

When everyone sat back down Sean came back on stage and asked people if they'd had a good interval, and for some unknown reason someone shouted "A drunk Irish man was singing outside!"

Sean Lock said "A drunk Irish man was singing outside? What was he singing?"

The guy that had shouted out didn't answer as I think he realised that he had started a shit story. For some reason, and I still don't know why I did this I thought to myself ""what would a drunk man sing?""

So I just started making very loud slurred noises like "Errbadur boh hup murnur", it was a very convincing drunk man song. Everyone in the theatre laughed and I went bright red and looked at the floor.

Still pretty proud of that though.
(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:30, 6 replies)

Yeah, go you!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:53, closed)

Errbadur boh hup murnur is my favourite song.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:14, closed)

I like the "(mon ya bassaas)" mix.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:20, closed)

My other favourite song goes like this:
Come on Eileen...
Oh I swear der der eeen...
something something...
something EEEEEVERYTHING!!!....
etc...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:34, closed)

See also
Errbadur boh hup murnur
Borbufur mah poth herfnrr
Haaablenuf dun dearda pluforr
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:06, closed)