Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I went to a pantomime and the heckling was really monotonous."He's behind you!"
The actors on the stage would have none of it and insisted that he wasn't behind them. I forget the rest and missed a lot of the show because Tony spilt Ki-ora on my dungarees and made me cry.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:51,
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I hope you smashed Tony's twat up his chutney chuteWith a spade and then rearranged his fuck devices for impairing your appreciation of the arts.
Fucking Tony.
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Yeah fuck Tony. He took us into an illegal war with Iraq.
And this Kia-Ora development is frankly shocking.
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Not to mention his stupid fucking adverts(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:26,
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It's too WMDey for crows.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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He was at it again this week."We didn't cause the current crisis in Iraq."
To which the only possible response is a completely pantomime-worthy "Oh yes you did!"
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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He didn't start the oil fires...They were always burning etc.
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It was okay in the end the teacher made me take my dungarees off and my undies and then he rubbed my weewee better.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:35,
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