An acquaintance was at a rugby league match and the legendary Ellery Hanley was playing.
Rugby league supporters generally well behaved types but on this occasion a supporter was a tad vociferous in his observation that the referee was a "black bastard" - obviously confused that if one is to question the referee's choices then "who is the bastard in the black?" is generally the posed question.

Unfortunately for the spectator his choice of words was overheard by Mr. Hanley. He stopped, looked into the crowd and apparently no words were spoken but the crowd as one unit stepped so that the miscreant was exposed. Some words were exchanged and all ended well but the man left with a smell of shit following him. Heckles, lol.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:56, 9 replies)

(managed to get shit into it)

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:57, closed)

(Like your sandwich)

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 13:12, closed)

No, like the taste of your mum's cooking - worst thing about fucking her is the food she serves.
Only joking, some shit to get Miss Swipe all excited.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:30, closed)

I met Hanley once.
No anecdote.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 13:14, closed)

What would your bowels have done if he thought you had called him a black bastard?
Where did you meet him, I couldn't get away from Martin Offiah I think he was stalking me.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:40, closed)

I met him at the birthday party of the wife of the nephew of JJ Bradburn
I practically shit myself with excitement at meeting a living god so fuck knows what I'd have done if I thought he was going to beast me.

edit: there was a MASSIVE south African fucker there too ... doorway sized ... can't remember his name ... massive
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:47, closed)

witty o blicky
Presumably apartheid so wit
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:36, closed)

white ... blonde pseudo-mullet ... possibly a shitty ginger tache ... he didn't play for Wigan so I've no idea of his name.
Wanky Warrington or St Helens I think.

It's over twenty years ago so he might have been a kiwi given my shonky memory but I'm pretty sure he was a saffa.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:00, closed)

Was it not Nick Du Toit?
(Vambac11, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:19, closed)