Helicopter ParentsBack when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.
Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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RubbersWhen I was around 16 or so my Mum would come home every Wednesday having done the weekly shop and often she'd start unloading bags of groceries whilst I was sat there watching Star Trek getting annoyed with all the rustling.
This went on for months. Each time she'd start unloading one particular carrier bag and nonchalently reach in, rummage around and then casually toss a pack of condoms onto my lap as though it was bag of Monster Munch. I'd be sat there frozen stiff staring at them in near horror.
"I don't really want to know whether or not you're using them, but at least I've done my good parenting bit."
And she'd just carry on unpacking the groceries. Wasn't all bad, though. Decades later and I still can't look at Deanna Troy without getting the urge to have a posh wank.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:04, 3 replies)
hahaha!your mum is cool!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 8:04, closed)
i honestly thought a posh wank wasMrs Spimf wearing her long black velvet opera gloves
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:22,
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I was never too closeto the old fella, but at 16 and in hospital with a peculiar testicular situation his only concern was that I had fags at all times, and major too..
ah tis the little things I'll remember...
slight mushiness enters... and then as if by a message from beyond "time after time" comes on the radio...
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