More vulture than helicopter..
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed off, told him to "get his meat out of GF and GTFO", needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
( mango_charlie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, 19 replies)

Instant list winner

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:20, closed)

WHOO HOO!!!
I like that :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:22, closed)

I believed it right to the very end
and just before I clicked the link to the pic, I was about to reply

"someone ought to shop her up"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:25, closed)

=[
I fell for that,
Your lean mean fat reducing machine ;)
(MissFlee tried again on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:18, closed)

Old
This has been doing the rounds at work for weeks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:16, closed)

Cunt
:D
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:56, closed)

GF
Love it!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:44, closed)

Sad
That you think we would fall for that.

If it were true there is no way your 'dad' would have let you anywhere near her again.

Oh - and where did you go on holiday'without her / your family? Prison?
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:50, closed)

There's always one
Maybe with friends?
( pickspicks, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:36, closed)

Fuck off

( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 5:42, closed)

Yawns
so you thought it would be a good idea to rehash a shit joke that's been doing the rounds on the internet for the past few months and claim it as your own? Tosser
(Fozzy Wozzy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:38, closed)

Hello Troll
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
( mango_charlie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:33, closed)

This is awfully funny...
have yourself a well deserved *click*, sir!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:39, closed)

Oh christ..
I even clicked on the picture and thought "Why is it linked to a picutre of a George Foreman? ..... OHFUCKINGHELLYOUBASTARD!"

Nice one!
(MrNorm, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:27, closed)

Hook, line,
etc.

Cleeeeeek
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:15, closed)

YES

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, closed)

Aww shucks :)
Thanks everyone, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
( mango_charlie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, closed)