Shocked the shit out of all the other heli parents
My friend told me of the massive amount of phone calls from the other parents in his church group re: his son's behavior. Little Saffron, Julian and Miller couldn't possibly associate with Mike's kid anymore....

The kids, all 4 to 5 year old had been playing "bus". The teachers lined them in on chairs in a bus formation and each child took regimented turns being the bus driver. At one point the teacher decided to teach good manners-she exclaimed, "oh, look! There's a car stopped in the road! What do we do, children?" and every kid except Mike's pretended to hit the brake with appropriate screechy noises.

Not this kid. He jumped up in the "aisle" and screamed, "Move out the got-damn way, ya REE-TARD!" and sat back down quite satisfied he'd told that moron a thing or two. Four years old.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:09, 6 replies)

Ah hah ha ...
It's rotten being sprung by your kids.

A wee while ago, I narrowly avoided a car crash. 5yo daughter in the back seat didn't help much by shouting "Oh FUCK!"
(Que?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:25, closed)

Haha, that kid is awesome!
I'll be teaching mine the same... (and the value of context).
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:30, closed)

*click*
Kids eh?

Imagine the teacher's face if every kid had flipped the bird though...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:33, closed)

Brilliant...
love it. Gets a click from me anyday of the week.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:15, closed)

Ahaha!
Excellent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:16, closed)

If I ever have kids
They'd probably do the same. Sweary road rage FTW!! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:23, closed)