
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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As one of her Godparents I had to renounce the devil.
I had my fingers crossed behind my back when the words were spoken.
I'm sooooooo going to hell. I can feel his fiery breath on my neck as I type this now.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, 1 reply)

I was holding a candle which dripped hot wax on to my hand. The word "fuck" doesn't half carry well in church .....
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)
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