I'm going to hell.
Because I’ve just been for a wank.

In the Bristol Eye Hospital.

I’m not even a patient there.

Well, at least if I go blind…… wooh! Who just turned the lights off.

Length? About 5 inches shorter than it was an hour ago.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, 10 replies)

That's just down the road!
I think I can see it from my office window!
Which means that you've knocked one out within sight of me.
ergh

sick little monkey
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, closed)

Did you go for a pint
in the White Hart afterwards?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)

people actually drink there?
I thought they just sat outside it looking pikey-ish.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:18, closed)

It's a nice pub!
Now the Arti has shut, you need somewhere to drink.

What pub do you suggest I use pre/post NHS wank?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, closed)

That's near where I live...
Also, an appropriate place... wonder how many patients were in there due to some wank-related eye injury.
(Affero-Dolor made noodles using a cuppa soup on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:25, closed)

Apologies
If my spaffing in your neighbourhood causing any offence.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, closed)

So...
They didn't see you coming?
(salvadorevincent, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:52, closed)

.
www.sadtrombone.com
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:28, closed)

So...
..the 'Japs Eye'-Hospital? :-)

PS: Try the Red Lion in Brizzle. Affectionatly known as "the dwarf pub". Reason abundantly clear on sight. ;)
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:22, closed)

yes
hah that place is awesome
(Ginger_Prawn, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:49, closed)