I once ate a bible
At school the Gideons gave an assembly about bibles and at the end, everyone was given the opportunity to take a free bible.

Everyone did, and we soon ran out of things to do with them.

This culminated in a bet that I couldn't eat a whole bible.
Turns out I could.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, 8 replies)

You've
spelt school wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, closed)

And
Gideons
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, closed)

And 'Gideons' for Christ's sake.
I'll bet you a Bible you're a semi-literate halfwit.

EDIT if I'd have stuck to correcting spelling and resisted the temptation to be rude I wouldn't look like a Scaryduck-copying bender. Ho hum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, closed)

HA HA!
*points*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, closed)

Sorry
I'll edit it.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:33, closed)

No, you have every right to call me a semi-literate halfwit
It was an abuse of our shared language.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:36, closed)

Bet
you had a right holy shit later.
(leemel, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:05, closed)

Wormulus
Even the plastic cover? That's quite impressive.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:37, closed)