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...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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as I'm supposed to be working.
Deadly sins: 7/7
Ten Commandments: 9/10 (you can probably guess which one I'm yet to break)
And a short story to make the post less boring than a simple scoreboard. I was baptised (not much choice at the time) and my parents wanted me to be confirmed but I didn't. Compromise agreed on was that I would attend confirmation classes then decide whether I wanted to be confirmed. Compromise actually reached was me saying I was going to confirmation classes once a week, but instead we went down the park to drink the communion wine we robbed every week. The wafers are pretty shit though. Body of Christ my arse.
Never was confirmed. Although the vicar did confirm that we were definitely the cuplrits, when he phoned the police to report the theft of the communion wine. Nice.
Many, many more to follow, I'm sure...
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, 5 replies)
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is the commandment you have yet to break the one that goes 'thou shalt not lie'?
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he's posting on QOTW, so i think it's a given that at least part of it is made up.
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That's what QOTW is for isn't it?
I can't even speak or type in English, I lied about that as well.
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how hurt I am that you lied. About everything! I'm all broken now:(
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