I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I know I'm going to HellWhy, because I want to!
I converted a girlfriend from the loving embrace of the Born Again church she and her family attended, much to the dislike of her parents. They thought I was satan incarnate, to be honest I did act up whenever I met them!
What was harder was converting her to the ways of the bacon Sandwich, and all the rest of those good meaty foods. She was a vegitarian. I succeeded with that as well.
I introduced her to sex, and we would stay home from 6th form to screw all day!
Now I have to content myself with getting drunk and frightning children, but I'll return to my full glory some day, you can place money on that!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:42, Reply)
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