I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I used to get sent to church as a youngster.I never really believed, but I did go through a short phase of trying to believe in the manner of a pubescent Pascal. I didn't convince myself.
By my early teens, I was still tolerating having my Sundays disrupted. But by then it was only because I wanted to get Biblically acquainted with a couple of the girls in the youth group.
Well, if God is all loving, he'd prove his existence to me by granting a small miracle, wouldn't he?
No proof was forthcoming.
Length? I said it would have been a small miracle, didn't I?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:52,
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