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...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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In fact I'm amused by the memory that I was once dating an 18 year old virgin who was also a vegetarian, 2 things in her life that were apparantly important... oh yeah you can see where it's going.
I lived in student halls, despite no longer being a student. So I invited her to stay for a weekend and stocked up on the essentials from the supermarket... bread, bacon, ketchup.
In one afternoon she was no longer a vegetarian or a virgin ;-)
Couple of months later she got glandular fever and was pretty unwell, infact confined to bed. So like the nice guy I am I took the opportunity to dump her safe in the knowledge she lacked the energy to complain or do anything about it.
Yep, chances are that might be a hell ticket right there, especially that I still find it funny.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:00, 4 replies)
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but you're a cunt.
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a time of change in my life :-)
I am at least no longer such a person and treat people nicely etc. In fairness at the time she was uncomfortably clingy and I felt I had to make my escape ASAP.
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