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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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i am seriously going to hell...
My 5 year old neice was being a little cow this evening, she said she hates me, and wishes id go away. Im just learning to drive, and I thought I would use this to my advantage in the battle that would shortly ensue.
me: Fine, well you should know that you arent getting any Christmas Presents ever again!
Cass: yeah I am, Santa loves me, he will bring me presents!
Me: No he *wont*, I just ran him over in my driving lesson, but on the plus side we have venison for tea!
Cass: (through tears) w w w whats venison?
Me: Rudolph! Now get to your room and think about what you've done!

its been 2 hours, and she is still in her room sobbing :S

im REALLY going to hell.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, 5 replies)
Not yet
When you take her a burger with a nice clown nose one it, and eat it in front of her, THAT's when you're going to hell.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:07, closed)
a side order of antler with that?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:39, closed)
sounds like the little bitch deserved it.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)
but what's happened since her parents came home?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:53, closed)
her mum played along...we had rudolf sandwiches for tea, it was really beef, but cass didnt know that. she hasnt spoke to me since, but part of me is glad, she is a mouthy little cow, her school wernt too pleased though when she announced in assembly that aunty hohoho had murdered santa. now i have 150 kids parents baying for my blood.

i might meet satan sooner than i thought...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:56, closed)

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