I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Oh crumbs, here comes typecastingIt was probably bad enough that I slept with my ex after he got married and whilst I was engaged to someone else...
...so I probably didn't need to sleep with my mate's sister and cop off with his girlfriend...
...but just to be on the safe side I pissed in a graveyard in Coventry last time I got held up in traffic on the way to IKEA. As did my mum.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:39, Reply)
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