I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Whenever I stay in a hotel
I take the Giddeon bible and write in the back cover "You should have read the Koran, the plot is much better."
Although, I'm sure that if I think hard about it, there are worse things I have done.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:19, 3 replies)
I take the Giddeon bible and write in the back cover "You should have read the Koran, the plot is much better."
Although, I'm sure that if I think hard about it, there are worse things I have done.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:19, 3 replies)
I usually write
a health warning in the front, along the lines of
WARNING: Literal belief in this book can damage your mind, employment prospects, children and thinking skills.
Also, there's usually a list of passages to consult on various subjects. I like to add a few to the end, like:
On forgiveness: 2 Kings 2:21-23
On mercy: Isiah 13:15-18
On women: 1 Timothy 2:12
Look 'em up.
On children: Psalm 137:9
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:30, closed)
a health warning in the front, along the lines of
WARNING: Literal belief in this book can damage your mind, employment prospects, children and thinking skills.
Also, there's usually a list of passages to consult on various subjects. I like to add a few to the end, like:
On forgiveness: 2 Kings 2:21-23
On mercy: Isiah 13:15-18
On women: 1 Timothy 2:12
Look 'em up.
On children: Psalm 137:9
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:30, closed)
Awesome. I'm filing these away for future use.
Ever looked at the Skeptic's Annotated Bible?
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:07, closed)
Ever looked at the Skeptic's Annotated Bible?
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