I shagged
a girlfriend from Uni during her Parents 40th. In the ballroom where the do was happening, in full view of of 200 blissfully unaware people, mostly obscure elderly relatives. She sat on me with a large skirt on and we moved ever so slowly. We even had conversations with passing relatives. I managed to come whilst staring at a group of old women eating sausage rolls. When I finished, a few minutes after she got off me, she coughed, and i noticed a little bit of spunk splattered on the floor. You didnt need that bit of detail did you?

Oh and I once walked in on my grandparents having sex and stayed just a few seconds too long.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:54, 3 replies)

Well...
that was charming.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:30, closed)

coughed.....
You're damn right we didn't need that.


Funny though, so clicky...
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:57, closed)

"I managed to come whilst staring at a group of old women eating sausage rolls."
hahahahahahaha
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:18, closed)