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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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ehhhh not quite
have a look at some religions more closely. i can only speak from one perspective, that of a non-practicing jew, but i know this much: from a jewish perspective, non-jews just have to follow the 7 Noachide Laws (which are quite straightforward, go look em up) and this equates to leading some kind of a good life, in very simple terms i think. jews have 613 commandments to adhere to. i am definitely hellbound. :P that is, if there IS a jewish hell. im not sure there is. lol.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:57, 1 reply)
Oooo
well i've probably broken no 6 and no 2 (If stealing stationary from your employers counts) and I've never actually set up a Court myself, but other than that I'm doing pretty well.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)

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