It tastes
like meaty heaven. I can't help myself, I'm sorry Bert, lets not fight again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:16, 1 reply)

It's ok al
we just need to know each other's boundaries.

I'm a filthy whore who will go with anyone and anything, but you'll always be my special guy even though I say that to all the guys
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:19, closed)

Is this a private party....
....or can I join in?

My tallywhacker is brown and not really that big (average, for the record).

So, looks like I fail on both counts.

Well done, Stiggy, you've disappointed another woman and you didn't even meet her! Now that's a new low! :O)
(The Stig, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, closed)

its braaan
because its been up some caaaaants harris

you slag!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, closed)