I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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vis a vis this hell thingI'm hoping to commit enough sins in this life so that,when I die,there will be so much paperwork that the governors of each circle of hell (read : departments) will squabble over which one gets my soul,and i'll spend all eternity in a cushy waiting room while irate,red-faced demons work out the red tape.
Click 'I Like This' if you also want to spend eternity in the equivalent of 'On Hold'.
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Hold onIf it's anything like a standard doctor or dentist waiting room, you'll be spending eternity reading the same copy of "National Geographic" until your soul implodes through boredom.
I reckon actual hell would be preferable.
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:54,
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