I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm on a hiiiiiighway to hell...I was driving along one day and I saw a man walk slap bang into a lamp post, I was laughing before my brain registered the fact that he was wearing shades in winter and his dog was wearing a luminous jacket. I drove the rest of the way in silence and reeking of shame.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Ever seen Clerks II?Randall keeps making comments about being "as blind as Anne Frank" because he got her confused with Helen Keller. It's a recurring joke through the movie.
I started using that line for a while with my kids to make them chuckle at the inside joke.
The other day my daughter and I were driving along and she was telling me some story about someone missing something obvious and I commented "You'd need to be as blind as Helen Keller not to see that."
She laughed out of reflex, then processed what I had just said and laughed harder, then told me I should feel bad for making her laugh at that.
I merely grinned.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19,
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Ha!*burns in the fiery pit*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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i think it will be the dogwhos off to the bad fire
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:29,
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