I'm on a hiiiiiighway to hell...
I was driving along one day and I saw a man walk slap bang into a lamp post, I was laughing before my brain registered the fact that he was wearing shades in winter and his dog was wearing a luminous jacket. I drove the rest of the way in silence and reeking of shame.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:07, 3 replies)

Ever seen Clerks II?
Randall keeps making comments about being "as blind as Anne Frank" because he got her confused with Helen Keller. It's a recurring joke through the movie.

I started using that line for a while with my kids to make them chuckle at the inside joke.

The other day my daughter and I were driving along and she was telling me some story about someone missing something obvious and I commented "You'd need to be as blind as Helen Keller not to see that."

She laughed out of reflex, then processed what I had just said and laughed harder, then told me I should feel bad for making her laugh at that.

I merely grinned.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, closed)

Ha!
*burns in the fiery pit*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, closed)

i think it will be the dog
whos off to the bad fire
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:29, closed)