I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
I'm going to hell for one simple reason....
....I gave my seat on the bus to an old lady.
But only because I had just dropped the most fowl smelling fart upon it.
See you in the hot firey place, kids.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03,
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Your intestinal gases
smell of chickens?
Interesting....
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21,
closed)
It..
...depends very much on what I eat, but on that day, yes.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25,
closed)
I salute you
Well done
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magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:02,
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