I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I could have posted this a couple of weeks back too but....a few years ago now I found one of these wee envelopes that church members put in their collection plates. It had £50 in it and I kept it despite it having the church name emblazoned on the front. I convinced myself that as it would be going to good causes anyway I might as well just cut out the middle man.
Now I realise I was just fooling myself and I was really just being a greedy, selfish cunt.
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Ramsay Tupper, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:38,
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