Afew years back
I was in Paris.

I had just spent the last of my money on one of those pointy laser pen things and had nothing to do except point at stuff.

Anyway as I was walking back to the hostel through a tunnel, I see this big posh black car driving at top speed toward me.

I think "fuck it" and shine the light at the windscreen.

Next thing there's a squeal of brakes and a horrific sound of tearing crunching metal and glass.

There's papparazi everywhere, it seems they were chasing the car at the time, and a loud gurgling scream as someone is choking on their own blood.

I ran like fuck I can tell you!
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:41, 1 reply)

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AHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaaaahahhaha
you EVIL EVIL PERSON
hahahafhaa
(Freddles, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:51, closed)