
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I was in Paris.
I had just spent the last of my money on one of those pointy laser pen things and had nothing to do except point at stuff.
Anyway as I was walking back to the hostel through a tunnel, I see this big posh black car driving at top speed toward me.
I think "fuck it" and shine the light at the windscreen.
Next thing there's a squeal of brakes and a horrific sound of tearing crunching metal and glass.
There's papparazi everywhere, it seems they were chasing the car at the time, and a loud gurgling scream as someone is choking on their own blood.
I ran like fuck I can tell you!
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:41, 1 reply)

AHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaaaahahhaha
you EVIL EVIL PERSON
hahahafhaa
( , Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:51, closed)
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