Evil Brothers
I am one of four, 3 brothers, one sister. We made her life hell.

If it wasn't putting our skiddy underpants in her bed for her to discover as she dropped of to sleep, if was sneaking into her room, picking up her mattress and dumping it in the road, with her still in it.

The worst thing we did was partially self inflicted. She was 'experimenting' with hair colour and perms, so in the space on a weekend she wend redhead, black, blond, brown and redhead, all with permutations of straight and curled hair.

Then she tried 'henna' Looks like cowshit, and smells like cowshit.

When she washed her hair, it fell out. All of it, the few straggly bits left were green. She looked like one of her dolls that we had vandalized. she cried, wailed, was devastated. Would never be seen in public.

Being kind souls, what did her Brothers do? We invited all our mates in to look at her, and laugh.

I am still quite ashamed, and deserve my fate
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:57, 1 reply)

my older brothers...
used to use me as an experiment for all their physical stunts. One brother tried a flip off a diving board with me on his back - I got the smack on the water. Riding bikes over ramps with me on back. I guess I should wonder why I kept going along with it all. Both of them will go to hell for the hell they put me through.
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:21, closed)