Let's see.
I live with Mr Maladicta and we're not married since neither of us can really see the point, which admittedly is something only my (atheist) dad has a problem with, which makes his choice of words ("living in sin") very hard to swallow. We have also been known to engage in sofa-centric sexytime with very thin curtains up in our lounge, and I'll happily wander around in not much more than a nightie most of the time simply because I forget, and the heating's up to 11 to get rid of the flu we both had.

I told someone who was a complete cunt to me at school I hated him and hoped he died, and he ... did.

I take the Lord's name in vain pretty much continually and, aside from at work, am one of the sweariest people I know. At work, I usually read people's letters and insult them for being stupid. I also scanned a letter about a man whose balls dangled onto the toilet and forwarded it as a PDF to the entire department because it was funny.

I hold grudges worse than an elephant: I haven't seen Slag of the Universe for about five years, and I still hope her fiancé jilts her for the grief she gave me in school. I also enjoy pretending to have vectors like Lucy from Elfen Lied if someone annoys me: link here (very very NSFW). This works especially well since I work in the same building as Stalker Girl and am not allowed to attack her with staplers, but can instead walk past her and think "swish swish swish, chop chop chop".

I gurn at small children who stare at me and contemplate sticking my foot out when they run riot in restaurants.

I've been the Other Woman.

I like to listen to loud sweary rock music on buses full of old biddies.

If someone's going to hell on accumulated points, it's me.
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:50, 3 replies)

Being the Other Woman
is not as bad as cheating on your partner, especially if it was the cheating person who initiated things.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:11, closed)

...
"not much more than a nightie..."
= OOoOOoo
"to get rid f the flu"
= eeeeweweww

etc. Going to hell because of the manky flusex images.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:26, closed)

*click*
More so for the Elfen Lied reference. Yes, vectors would be cool :D
( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:27, closed)