I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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mmm...My mom obviously touches herself and I shudder when I think about it. She once asked me if I knew what tiger balm was. She's into massage and aromatherapy stuff so I was expecting a use for it related to that. But no! Not my mum. She said, and I quote, "You should rub it on your girlfriends clit. It feels really nice".
Thanks mum for your sex tips. You're a life saver.
PS - the GF at the time said no. I can't think why??
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tiger balm burns!And not in a good way.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:18,
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*Imagines mortified Irish Mammy*I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall. Pure comedy gold.
*er I mean fly on the wall watching Irish Mammy cringe at singing daughter, not Irish Mammy and Tiger Balm*
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