
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Because you didn't actually call him a nigger, you pointed out that use of racial insults is unacceptable.
"A Jew's Smile" is not a figure of speech, it's a racial insult and he shouldn't have used it, but as soon as you introduce the word nigger into a debate, it becomes far more emotional.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:10, 1 reply)

I bet you just looked that up though.
Do you have to mash the keyboard with your face to type because you're so busy touching yourself?
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:42, closed)

I have to mash my penis with my face because I'm too busy typing.
It hurts, but it's better than nothing.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:44, closed)

I need something that's happy to be abused on a near constant basis.
Are you doing anything this afternoon?
Besides hanging around the docks looking for sailors of course.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:50, closed)

But someone just offered me the chance to drink a pint of their vomit.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53, closed)

How about you combine those two pleasures by pouring vomit all over my erect penis and then sucking it all off?
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:55, closed)
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