I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Many years agoon christmas eve, did a few cheeky lines on a gravestone in the church next to the pub. My mate asked 'What's that noise?'. I listened and thought I heard singing. Turns out it was Midnight Mass.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:13,
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reminds me of my favourite jokeI was walking through a graveyard the other day when I saw a man crouched down by one of the stones.
'Morning!' said I.
'Nope, just having a shit'.
Sorry if I got that off here, I'm old and a bit confused...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:37,
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