
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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So much so that a couple of "friends" tried to get me sectioned, for the fun of it!
I got my own back by giving the police a tip that there was going to be a big drugs deal happening at one of they're houses at a time I knew they were both going to be there!
The police turned up, searched the house, found their drugs and arrested them! The each got two years suspended!
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:30, 5 replies)

Grassing your mates up to the old bill is definitely a no no.
But they did try to get you sectioned...
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)

I didn't even know they were holding at the time, I just thought it would shit them up to have the coppers turn up!
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:03, closed)

I'd break 'em into pieces so small that they'd have to use ants to find 'em.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)
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