I've covered the bases...
By all rights - if you believe in such things - I'm probably going to hell. However - I have a plan =)

I used to, on a regular basis, make bets for or just generally trick, bully, or mess with people until they signed little slips of paper which, according to the power of the ever binding contract - signed over their souls.

I have a pile of little slips where people signed possession of their souls over to me in return for...

a beer
a magic card
access to the loo
me not bothering them about it anymore
a good back rub
to prove they didn't believe in souls
evidence of their undying love
as protection (satan can't take their soul - I have prior claim!)
a laugh
dibs on the hot girl
just cause it was something to do
as part of a party game ("it's like charades, here - first you sign over your soul...")

I've done this to friends, to people I've just met on a night out, and - my favorite - often tried it (with some success) with the people I sit next to on an airplane. I'm not particularly evil looking - but I hope some of them, in later years, wondered about the young man who asked them what it'd take for them to sign over their soul...

I figure - when I arrive in hell - I'll either have some souls to use as servants, or - with luck - they'll be worth something and I'll have a little bargaining power.

Wonder what the going rate for a nice beach front property in hell is?

Alternately - may I recommend:
www.goohf.com/

I always have about 50 on me in a coat pocket, I like to give them to people I see having a really horrible day - a store clerk who just got bitched out, the waitress at the end of a double shift - whenever someone's in a bad spot - sometimes it cheers them up a bit =)

Others look at me like they're worried I'm a loon who's gonna ask them about their plans for the afterlife =)
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:02, 4 replies)

Awesome
And may I say genius. May have to start this myself. *clicks*
(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:08, closed)

You are seriously weird
and not a little frightening.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:09, closed)

I couldn't help but think the same.

( Moey, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)

Frankly
You scare me. A lot.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:19, closed)