one more mamed child for good luck
i swear people are going to think im some kind of sicko especially after the last one. When i was in primary school there was a boy who joined our year from ireland, not that where he was from had anything to do with this. anyways, his legs were covered in scars and he was missing a pinky finger or at the least it was a lot shorter than it should be. being young and curious at that age we couldnt help but ask how it happened. he told us that when he was 5 or so he was ran over by a lawn mower! i remember most of the class sitting sniggering and trying really hard not to laugh, what kind of idiot gets ran over by a lawn mower?? whenever, anyone from school decides to get reminicent he always gets brought up, there have been many tears of laughter over him.

also i think i'm going to hell because i used to refer to moira stewart the black newsreader on the beeb as the chocolate woman!
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)