I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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My father's second weddingNo-one likes the bride, apparently not even her own family. I'm sat there with my sister and grandmother, who both look like they've just fellated a man in a citrus condom.
The priest does the inevitable "Let any person who knows why these people should not be married speak up now" bit. I look at my gran, fighting a smirk. We hate her, but not enough to ruin dad's day. In response to my ever-growing grin, she mutters the immortal line:
"Whatever you do, don't piss yourself."
That was it. Game over. Gasping for breath, face in gran's shoulder, trying desperately to hide my tears of laughter.
It didn't work.
Length? About 45 very awkward seconds.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:31, 2 replies)
click"look like they've fellated a man in a citrus condom" hehehe...
Permission to steal that one?...
Have a click!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:59, closed)
Granted!On the proviso you tell as many of your friends about my post as possible.
//shameless self-pimping blog
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 3:31, closed)
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